When an inexplicable ethereal choir propels desk jockey Artie Lacks into an interdimensional conflict over an ancient artifact known as "The Oracle," Atrie soon learns Crutherford Wenchworth, a cantankerous ninety-year-old mercenary, and his murderous "Crunchers" are on a generations-long chase for the Oracle, and only Artie and a group of misfits can prevent total galactic annihilation. "A wildly original genre-blender." ~Readers' Favorite. 4.9 stars, 19 ratings. From $2.99. Free via KU. SHOP NOW /