Forever 51 by Pamela Skjolsvik

"Vampires with spray tans and menopause trying to 12-step their way to salvation, takes vampire(s) into terrifying new territory: middle age. A very funny, very bloody book about growing older and getting dead." –Grady Hendrix, New York Times best-selling author of The Southern Book Club’s Guide to Slaying Vampires. Immortality sucks. Eternally 51-years old, problem drinker Veronica embarks on a road trip to regain her mortality, reclaim her humanity, and ultimately, die on her own terms. See on Amazon.