Mrs. Quarterhorse by S. C. Marchere

“Explain why I’m posed so strangely on the cover,” Mrs. Q suggests. “How will that help sell the book?” I ask. “I’d prefer no one buy it,” she answers. Very well. She is posed so strangely because she is supposed to be straddling a grave, but I ran out of space. “Now explain why the story ends so strangely,” she adds with a loud slurp of caramel cocoa, as if I am also to blame for the baffling bedevilments of her beastly family ghosts! (Mrs. Quarterhorse is the first book in a five book series.) From $4.99. Free via KU. SHOP NOW /